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Comet Demotivational Poster


TAGS: judgement day zomie comet
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

necronomicronic - February 9, 2011, 1:44 am
Don't forget a good, sturdy, mechanical, metal hand.
Tivo - February 6, 2011, 7:52 pm
Ok, all I would need is a shotgun(with plenty of ammo)and a snow plow, and I'd be set.
scarr3d - February 4, 2011, 1:44 pm
hmmm let me have the technology and resources to make a floating empire in the sky for me n my friends(and whatever family members/people i choose)and i will be happy no matter how the earth dies...as long as i don't go with it of course
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 3, 2011, 11:24 pm
Don't forget the cow catcher on the front to clear the pile and a flame thrower on the trunk to clean up the mess you leave...lol
agdaniele - February 3, 2011, 9:39 pm
Throw in a hood-mounted shotgun triggered by the car horn, and I'll take it!
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 9:01 pm
i start welding some chainsaws to the front of my car. the ultimate zombie killmobile
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:53 am
Me too. Bring on the Zeds... just as soon as I get that missile silo/house bought.
Tivo - February 3, 2011, 9:08 am
I completely agree


TAGS: comet holy shit astronaut moon earth destruction houston
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

yon - January 9, 2009, 12:57 pm
correction he dies content that people like you are dead and cant ask stupid questions anymore.
Atomic_Flame - December 21, 2008, 10:55 pm
He dies, obviously.
Scorpio7 - December 21, 2008, 9:59 pm
What does the astronaut do, when he runs out of oxygen?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 11:08 am
Not on the moon, that's for sure.
Joel - October 23, 2008, 7:12 am
I wonder where the luckiest man in the world was when this happened...

The Plan -

TAGS: frequency of halley s comet
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

ughomer - May 2, 2014, 11:12 am
Oh. Duh! Silly me!
Airman - May 2, 2014, 11:07 am
there were no face masks on helmets until the mid 50's
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 10:44 am
Funny, but I cannot detect any face guards on their helmets!
spacedog - April 30, 2014, 9:29 pm
spacedog - April 30, 2014, 9:28 pm
Happened the years my eldest son was born. I doubt I'll live to see another. ;)
Greeny - April 30, 2014, 8:44 pm
Nice - and Plan 9 was from Rerun's time
rerun - April 30, 2014, 7:16 pm

I'm old and this was still before my time. Excellent

Panorama -

TAGS: panorama fireworks comet storm
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Ashson - April 1, 2014, 1:06 am
Not photochopped but an actual panoramic photo. See the original at http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap110529.html
MissPriss - April 1, 2014, 12:54 am
Suggestion, use a larger font...can barely make out the caption. Love the pic, you should share it at photochopped too!


TAGS: timmys trolling targeting ban comet
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 3:09 am
LOL! Amazing call, Ice! I actually bounced back and forth between this pic and a Jonestown one.
ICEMAN - September 4, 2010, 2:59 am
They'd probably want some kool-aid too. 5
spacedog - August 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
LMAO! The mother-ship left a lot of bitter fruit. 5L


Rock around the sundial -

DOOMSDAY COMETS - Upstaging December 21, 2012's Mayan Calendar / Galactic Center alignment in 2013.

TAGS: doomsday mayan 2012 upstage comets
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

steve1961 - January 2, 2013, 7:49 am
If this is gonna be another end of the world scenario then don't bother me until it actually happens. Until then, these doomsayers can rot in their overpriced bunkers eating out-dated cans of spam.
CloudchaserS - January 2, 2013, 1:00 am
Comet C/2012 S1, which is expected to become visible in late November, may reach a brightness of 16, brighter than the full moon

EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENTS - . . .just God's way of hitting "Restart". . .

Seriously? -

TAGS: matt taylor comet probe science
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by alanp1

Thedge - November 21, 2014, 6:04 pm
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GaryO - November 21, 2014, 8:51 am
Uh, I have that shirt
JesusWept - November 21, 2014, 8:33 am
I want that shirt!!
Thedge - November 20, 2014, 4:09 pm
Nope, but we designed guidance system, right after we moved to Denver.
GaryO - November 20, 2014, 3:12 pm
Thedgy, if I didn’t already know that comment was misplaced, I’d be inclined to think you manned the probe. ELing my arse off.
Thedge - November 20, 2014, 7:51 am
Wells Fargo & the railroads really did harm to many during that time period. War didn't help attitudes much, either. He wasn't the only guy that got tired of being done wrong and decided to cure some of the world's problems. 5L

Hey, Feminists! -